21 September 2008

Review of Lakeview Terrace (2008)

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• Fans of Samuel L. Jackson that don't care about the plot of the movie more than care about seeing him perform
• People who cannot wait until the late-night tv debut of this film
• People who thought Kerry Washington got the shaft in F4: Rise of the Silver Surfer
• People who don’t think it's mean to take away a kid's iPod during breakfast
• People who don't live in the path of LA County fires
• People who have never seen a racially loaded psycho-drama
• People who like to do donuts in an ice-covered cul-de-sac on a cold winter's day while attempting to balance an open Thermos® of hot cocoa on their knee [note: do not try this unless you are a professional driver on a closed course wearing fire-proof, heat resistant pants]

• People who have a hard time with racially loaded or explosive films
• People who live on a cul-de-sac in LA
• People who saw and loved Pacific Heights
• Fans of Patrick Wilson or Kerry Washington
• People with suspicious neighbors
• People who drive a Toyota® Prius and work at a Whole Foods-like market
• Fans of Ladder 49, Backdraft, and Firehouse Dog
• People who don't have money to burn

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