Review of Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)

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• People who fear their own end if their Yoda-speak quota they do not soon fill • Anyone who was confused how the story arc from Star Wars: The Attack of the Clones got to Star Wars: The Revenge of the Sith—if this film helps, then so be it • Fans of the Lego® Star Wars games • Fans of Matt Lanter's voice—forget that whole over-rated eye candy thing of this former star of "Manhunt: The Search for America's Most Gorgeous Male Model" • People who doubted there were great female Jedi Knights • Fans of technically great CGI animated films and whom can overlook the lack of a great story as long as the animation rocks • People who preferred the humorless scenes of the Star Wars saga • Star Wars fans who don't like Ewoks or Wookies farther than you could throw one • People who always wondered what a baby Hutt looks like and won't be sickened to their stomach when they discover it's rather like something Jabba might have produced while sneezing • People who thought the cut-up cadence of Ewan McGregor's take on Obi-Wan Kenobi added to his hipster status and want to hear it replicated perfectly by James Arnold Taylor

• People without spare income • People without spare brain cells • People who are hoping to get a glimpse into episodes 7, 8, and 9 • Fans of Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, and Ewan McGregor • People who've not had a nap • People who expect a Star Wars movie that has a good story like episodes 4, 5, and 6 • People outraged by Star Wars characters that seem to be stereotyped archetypes of humans of various cultural, regional, or religious backgrounds—this time around it's Ziro the Hutt with a Cajun Truman Capote accent and glow-in-the-dark tattoos. • Fans of the special cameos like appearances of the E.T. family in the Senate chamber—there might be some in this film, but staying awake to notice them's not easy. • People who already bought all the Star Wars: The Clone Wars action figures—any story you might make up yourself to play out at home is probably going to be better than this one.