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• Fans of Jason Statham and his typical action movies • Junkies for high octane, adrenalin-fueled video games • People who can never get enough of Tyrese Gibson behind the wheel • Aficionados of a little bit of entertainment called Demolition Derby – only in this version the drivers just might not survive • People who've never seen Joan Allen play a malevolent, soulless witch, but want to • Anyone who's ever wondered if their video games are rigged against them • People who care less about the depth of the plot and the characters and more about the action and suspense • People who have thought that the summer of 2008 lacked a big budget action film like last year's Die Hard 4 and were hoping that somehow their prayers would be answered by Death Race |
• People who think a Jason Statham film without any kick boxing moves is just not a true Jason Statham film • People who would be offended by jokes about the sexual orientation of Tyrese Gibson's character Machine Gun Joe—the only driver in the Death Race that has a male navigator instead of the female prisoners like everybody else • People who think Hawai'ian shirts are best sported by tourists who proudly claim their AARP® membership • Anyone who thinks Ian McShane and Joan Allen belong in Woody Allen films only • Obviously, people who are the teeniest bit squeamish or dislike violence and death in film • Moviegoers who prefer their plot and characters to be thicker than mountain dew on a melon on a nice morning in May |
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