22 August 2008

Review of The Rocker (2008)

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• Fans of "The Office" and specifically (Rainn Wilson?)
• Clevelanders
• People who love teen angst hyped up on Monster® energy drinks
• People who don't know what the expression "revenge is a dish best served cold" means
• People who live vicariously through the lives of others
• People who think opportunity only knocks twice
• Adoring fans of Teddy Geiger
• Fans who think Christina Applegate's got milf!

• People offended by naked drummers, or more pointedly, aged stars of "The Office" drumming naked
• People who don't believe you can ever go back
• People still upset that the Rock-'n-Roll Hall of Fame is in Cleveland
• People who think revenge is a dish best served cold
• People who gave up on their dream, became a copy machine salesperson, and never long for all they feel they gave up or left behind--no need to rub more salt in your misery
• People who didn't appreciate the Hugh Grant / Drew Barrymore film, Music & Lyrics
• Fans of Vesuvius

Songs from Teddy Geiger and The Rocker

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LOL, loved the "got MILF" comment about Applegate! Clever and funny.