12 July 2008

Review of Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)

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DVD Release Date: 28 October 2008 (click date to purchase or pre-order)

• Fans of Brendan Fraser and, especially, Josh Hutcherson.
• People who've longed to travel to Iceland.
• Jules Vernesians
• People who loved the book.
• People who love action theme park rides.
• People who save every penny in jars in their houses for a rainy day.
• People who think the Yo-Yo is the greatest toy ever.
• People who think movies marketed to kids = bad cinematic experience for grown-ups.
• Parents and guardians who like to go to the movies with their kids.

• People who have no imagination.
• People who think 3D films are a hoax to extract and another $3 bucks out of filmgoers for 3D glasses.
• People who want a deep and philosophical plot that takes weeks to mull and digest.
• People who don't want to sit in a theatre filled with pre-teens.
• People who cannot have a good time in a movie unless there's a lot of foul language, violence, blood, and mayhem.
• People who don't think dino-spit dripping on your head is funny.

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