11 January 2009

Review of Gran Torino (2008)

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• Clint Eastwood fans

• People who have or had a gruff grandfather with whom they never related

• People who don't think we have a gang problem in our country

• Fans of incredibly tight dramas with a twist and a purpose

• People who live and die by their cars

 

 

 

 

 

• People who liked Bride Wars and thought it was one of the best movies EVER!

• People who cannot stand a raw look at REAL America

• People who have no heart and soul

• People who never wondered what Dirty Harry would be like as a grandfather

• People who don't want to cry at the movies

 

 

 

 

 


09 January 2009

Review of Bride Wars (2009)

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• Fans of chick-flicks that can overlook some plot problems and borrowed plot points

• Fans of Kate 'Smurfette' Hudson and Anne 'Oompa Loompa' Hathaway

• Serious fans of Bryan Greenberg and Chris Pratt, but more Bryan Greenberg

• People longing to see Candice Bergen fire her assistant for gross incompetence

• People who thought 27 Dresses was a comedy

• People who've already seen all of the Academy-Award® potential nominees just coming out now in the rest of the country and, therefore have a choice between Bride Wars and The Unborn—eeewww!

 

 

 

 

• People who thought 27 Dresses was too dumb to warrant a re-make

• Anyone who thought Anne Hathaway was horrid in Get Smart

• People who have not seen Benjamin Button—go see it instead

• People who have yet to watch their new Blu-Ray DVD of The Dark Knight—watch that instead

• People who are saving their money for next week's, Hotel for Dogs.

• People who think that Kate Hudson is a good 10 years older than Anne Hathaway

• Engaged couples searching for a good wedding planner

• Anyone who dreams of a wedding at The Plaza Hotel

 


02 January 2009

Review of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)

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• People who doubt the talent of Brad Pitt

• Fans of Brad Pitt

• People who think they've seen Brad Pitt act before

• Fans of Cate Blanchett

• Readers of F. Scott Fitzgerald who thought The Great Gatsby was his only work

• People who've fantasized about growing younger

• Those who would let gloom rule their lives

• Fans of film aging make-up artistry

• People who prefer buttons over zippers

• People who cannot go 159 minutes without sending a text message, taking a trip to the restroom, getting up to stretch, getting another Coke®, or refilling the popcorn bucket

• F. Scott Fitzgerald purists

• People with no visible signs of imagination

• People who cannot abide hearing both Ts in 'button' pronounced