• Fans of chick-flicks that can overlook some plot problems and borrowed plot points
• Fans of Kate 'Smurfette' Hudson and Anne 'Oompa Loompa' Hathaway
• Serious fans of Bryan Greenberg and Chris Pratt, but more Bryan Greenberg
• People longing to see Candice Bergen fire her assistant for gross incompetence
• People who thought 27 Dresses was a comedy
• People who've already seen all of the Academy-Award® potential nominees just coming out now in the rest of the country and, therefore have a choice between Bride Wars and The Unborn—eeewww!
• People who thought 27 Dresses was too dumb to warrant a re-make
• Anyone who thought Anne Hathaway was horrid in Get Smart
• People who have not seen Benjamin Button—go see it instead
• People who have yet to watch their new Blu-Ray DVD of The Dark Knight—watch that instead
• People who are saving their money for next week's, Hotel for Dogs.
• People who think that Kate Hudson is a good 10 years older than Anne Hathaway
• Engaged couples searching for a good wedding planner
• Anyone who dreams of a wedding at The Plaza Hotel
• People who think they've seen Brad Pitt act before
• Fans of Cate Blanchett
• Readers of F. Scott Fitzgerald who thought The Great Gatsby was his only work
• People who've fantasized about growing younger
• Those who would let gloom rule their lives
• Fans of film aging make-up artistry
• People who prefer buttons over zippers
• People who cannot go 159 minutes without sending a text message, taking a trip to the restroom, getting up to stretch, getting another Coke®, or refilling the popcorn bucket
• F. Scott Fitzgerald purists
• People with no visible signs of imagination
• People who cannot abide hearing both Ts in 'button' pronounced